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Amy Schumer’s job is way too hot proper now to just take time off for a fact show like the Real Housewives.
But that did not halt the 34-yr-outdated Trainwreck star from filming a instead ridiculous audition online video for the Bravo franchise.
‘I’m genuine. I am in the house a lot. I am not a wife, but I have experienced intercourse with a lot of married persons,’ Amy stated when asked why she ought to get the fact-show part.
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Audition: Amy Schumer tried out for the Real Housewives franchise in a silly audition online video
Donning a sequined dress of silvery-lavender, Amy’s meticulously coiffed blonde curls did make her look like a Television set Housewife.
When asked why she would be proper for the Real Housewives, Amy pointed out that she experienced a lot of exes.
‘One of them was on a crew,’ she added. ‘I never want to point out which crew mainly because it really is not a expert 1.’
Two out of three: Explaining that she was genuine and invested time in the house, Amy admitted that she was not a wife but experienced ‘had intercourse with a lot of married people’
Unconvinced: The casting director did not appear to be terribly amazed by Amy’s qualifications
Contemplating that divorce and marriages to sports stars are standard in the Real Housewives franchise, Amy may perhaps indeed have cracked the code for this casting.
She still needed a tagline even though, and Amy was swift to give two of them.
‘I may perhaps look like a wh**e… but I am,’ the Inside Amy Schumer star announced initially.
Tagline: The Inside Amy Schumer star initially bragged about her sexual promiscuity when she needed a catchphrase
That may perhaps have been a tiny way too express for the Real Housewives, so Amy moved on to an similarly ideal catchphrase.
‘I never will need a guy… But I want 1. Any 1,’ Amy announced, adding emphasis with a fact-show finger wave.
Amy was not way too certain about where she would have to reside to be on a Real Housewives show, suggesting Newark and Cincinnati in advance of settling on The Real Housewives Of Secaucus at the conclude of the audition.
‘I want 1… any one': Amy was not certain about the guy she would want to be a part of her on the show
Any area: The Trainwreck star was keen to relocate to Newark, Cincinnati, or Secaucus if required
All the comic needed, apparently, was a glass of wine and a philosophy that consisted just of ‘Condoms?’
On July seventeen, Amy’s extremely predicted comedy, Trainwreck, will be produced in North The united states.
Directed by Judd Apatow and co-starring Invoice Hader and Tilda Swinton, Trainwreck is Amy’s initially starring movie part.
Film star: On July seventeen, Amy will star (with Invoice Hader, previously mentioned) in her new motion picture, Trainwreck